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Shameless Plug

Same thing as Spam.

When somebody posts a single message on a message board advertising a product or website.
A shameless plug is the same thing as spam, dumbass.

Quit spamming and get a life.
by Drunky December 1, 2004
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Plub

An extremely fat vagina. Usually really hard to navigate around.
Sammy: Yo, I was about to hook up with Sara but then I felt her Plub and ran like hell!

Nick: You gotta be careful with those Plubs!
by Nick Da Dick December 19, 2011
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plug

to self promote your social media and or merchandise
by AlwaysPlug April 17, 2017
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half-your-age-plus-seven rule

A convenient rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Widely referred to and used, the rule has merit for usefulness. The full version states: "if you halve your years then add seven, you'll have the youngest decent age for a partner; if you double your years then subtract seven, you'll have the oldest decent age for a partner".
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.
26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.
by kriswa August 3, 2007
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wants the plug

When a girl wants to be with a guy either in a relationship or sexually. Or wants to hook up with this guy. It can refer to a guy as well but is more commonly used on a girl.
Random Girl: "He cute, and so fine."

Girl: "she wants the plug"
by pappabear20 September 20, 2013
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ass plunger

one who shoves penis in anothers ass,
tool used for anal raping
he stuck the ass plunger in his friends ass
by nick swenson May 15, 2003
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infinity plus three

The biggest number known to all mankind. Very useful when dealing with friends that think that they can out do anyone with saying infinity infinity plus two to the guy who thinks that infinity plus one is the biggest number. May be the answer to all existing problems.
infinity plus three put to use in a normal everyday occurence:

Sally: did you know that kazillion is the biggest number ever?
Joe: Nu-uh, infinity is!
Sally: Kazillion!
Steve: As a matter of fact, it's infinity plus one!
Sally: KAZILLION!
Joe: There's no such thing!
Bob Saget: You're all wrong, the world's biggest number is infinity plus TWO!
Sally: KAZILLION! (dies from heart attack)
Joe: (Asks Bob Saget for autograph)
Steve: (confused)
God: Foolish humans, the world's biggest number is of course, INFINTY(pause) PLUS (pause) THREE!
Sally: (twitching with last remnants of life)
Joe: (shoves Bob Sagot autograph down Sally's throat)
Steve: (kicks Sally's head checking if she's alive)
Bob Sagot: (Slaps his knee) Wouldn't this be even funnier it were on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
God: Yes.
by It's true November 16, 2007
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