black paint from Japan

When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.

Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."

by thehottestofdogs April 17, 2019

up in the paint

used in basketball, when someone dunks with opposing playerS trying to block it.

speaker 1: this boy bouta get killed

speaker 2: nah man he's going up in the paint

by lilpinkboi April 18, 2019

Painted

When a man ejaculates onto his partner, and uses his finger(s) to make a drawing out of his spunk.

Last night I painted a flower on her back with my seed.

by TuggMeGood August 26, 2019

paint pals

Anyone that paints whenever they get the chance.
Paint becomes the common stain on all that you own.
Paint pals represent

I used to be a pipe pal. Now I am the president of the paint pals.

Paint pals represent

by TalleshLareeBruzz May 18, 2018

Blue Paint

Your moms Asshole

I stuck my hand in the Blue Paint yesterday night

by DaveedDiggsIsMyDADDY May 21, 2018

opi paint job

When a lady receives oral pleasure while her freshly painted are drying.

I'm going home for an opi paint job and a presseco to celebrate my promotion.

by Snowchick December 13, 2017

painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch

Wanna go finish painting the porch?

by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020