Old toad

To describe a girlfriend,wife,or partner who is quite small and they look older than they are.

look at my brothers new girlfriend she is a old toad

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 19, 2009

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old house

Calque from German "Altes Haus". Used to say hello to an old friend, whom one hasn't seen in a long time.

"Mike, old house! Long time no see!"

by mychicksarechic March 19, 2014

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Old Classic

15 Drinks Preferably Full Calorie Beers for Nauseating effects

I dont think were hittin the old classic tonight dude.

by meusyou January 27, 2008

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old thing

An "Old thing" an Ex boyfriend or Ex Girlfriend Whom You've Since Elivated from

Chris: "This the shorty I was telling you about"

Ray Ray: "Damn son, You Know that's my Old Thing right"

by SkinComplexionHenny February 16, 2014

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First mentioned by Conan O'brien on April 8, 2011.

A perverted sexual act performed by President Obama's close friend Bobby Titcomb on several Honolulu prostitutes.

Titcomb would smack his erect penis off the prostitutes breasts while ejaculating.

"He gave her the old titcomb"

"Is 50$ enough for the old titcomb?"

"Tracy Morgan gave a bunch of girls the old titcomb just after he appeared high on cocaine on Conan O'brien April, 5, 2011".

by JCmcgill April 26, 2011

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