schrödinger’s orgasm

when you start a new antidepressant and don’t know if you’re going to be able to have an orgasm or not, and are too afraid to find out.

I started effexor and at this point my ability to have an orgasm is like Schrödinger’s Orgasm.

by taysquared May 15, 2023

Orgasm

Not real

That woman faked her orgasm

by Redneack joe August 11, 2022

nose orgasm

it’s a sneeze.

that sneeze felt like a nose orgasm

by orgasm_aficionado July 1, 2021

Orgasm Bread

When you nut in a bread dough and bake it.

Person 1: I just made orgasm bread

Person 2: That is disgusting

by I has 2 arms June 22, 2020

Octopus Orgasm October

The October challenge, belonging to the no nut November and destroy dick December challenge family.

To participate one must nut exclusevly to tentacle porn for the whole month.
(The challenge is of a subjective diffuclty level, as one can decide to fap on any kind of Octopus: from the real life animal to anime/hentai versions.
People who enjoy this type of porn must fap only on real Octopus.)

"Hey mark, how is your Octopus Orgasm October going?"
"All good, whent to the acquarium yesterday and took loads of photos"

by OldManSexbomb April 12, 2018

Comfort Orgasm

The nonsexual type of orgasm that occurs whenever you place your body in a certain position, causing a great deal of extreme comfort.

Yeah, I slept so well last night cause I had like so many Comfort Orgasms dude!

by TheGreenBowtie November 30, 2017

orgasm

uhm i don't know... i'm a girl

becky: i totally had to fake that orgasm with kyle last night. can't believe he didn't realise

by anonymous kale May 29, 2021