cow pat

The crunchy, flavorful brown chip in Chex Mix.

"You can have a handful of my Chex Mix, but don't you dare take the cow pats! Those are the best part."

by SMHSdefinitions December 20, 2015

powdered cow

Powdered coffee whitener

This cup of joe is brutal pass me the powdered cow.

by Bill McMinn May 04, 2007

slaughtering a cow

to have sex with a fat chick

last night I was so drunk, I almost thought of slaughtering a cow

by truspider82 January 15, 2011

filthy cow

a female who loves to do dirty things during sex

that filthy cow shoved my cock up her arse then her finger up mine, it was magic

by biiiig jim December 07, 2007

Cold Cow

A girl that stops talking to you for no reason.

A 2am girl that finds out you are only talking to her for one reason and stops talking to you.

When you pick up the piece and profit off someone cold cow is (cold cow yummy)

The other day this chick stopped dating my friend Bill (Cold Cow) now she dating me (Cold Cow yummy)

by Dr. dating advice May 19, 2010

Cow Slut

Cow Slut (kou sluht)

An expired cougar who has to resort to tricks on "crack street" to survive.

That cow slut ruined too many men and now she's on skid row.

by ChasterTX August 09, 2014

cows breath

if a girl is being a cow ( really out of order) to her friends, she has cows breath. This is because all of the mean things that she has been saying have come out of her mouth and given her the breath of a cow.

"jen has been so out of order to me"
" she has cows breath"
"yah"

by kirk lizard 2 December 30, 2008