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TEAR

Tear is most known in 2025 as the bargain-bin extorter who thought scamming kids online was a career path. He walks around acting like the final boss of the internet, but in reality he’s just the tutorial-level goblin everyone farms for XP. He brags about “power” but couldn’t even extort his WiFi provider into giving him decent internet.

He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.

Tear is known for typing tough behind a keyboard while his mom yells at him to take out the trash. He’s the kind of guy who’d extort you for $5 and then still ask for a tip.

Tear is known
Tear is a clown
He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.
by IMHIMXDDD August 22, 2025
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shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.
When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.
by Eklavya May 25, 2021
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Mad Tear

A Mad Tear refers to boning anything and everything that will hold still long enough. often referred to as going on a mad tear or he is on a mad tear
I went on a mad tear last week and now it burns when I pee.
by Rip1 February 19, 2013
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Architect's Tears

Although commonly confused, this is very different than male tears.
Architect's Tears is another word for any drink that you might put into a mug.
Ah, I could really use a good mug of Architect's Tears right now
by hipppolipppo September 8, 2022
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Rhinestone Tears

Fake tears that are usually cried by compulsive liars.
A: *Cries* I'm sorry!
B: Your Rhinestone Tears won't fool me again!
by Sai-Chan May 19, 2021
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giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain
Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die
by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021
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tear

I was on a tear.
by papybob May 14, 2018
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