sea muffin

The word that you use when the word "fun" is blocked on an internet forum or game.

I had a lot of sea muffin in school today!

by Dan Mueller January 1, 2008

jew muffin

Cheap ass motherfucker

Ashley wouldnt give me 5 bucks cause she's a jew muffin.

by Kaitlin sonnnnnn August 18, 2007

muffin punch

To punch in ones muffin. Muffin = face, pussy, universal phrase can be used at any time.

"its muffin punching time"
Keep talkin shit and your getting it in the muffin"
Hes about to get muffin punched

by Jman December 11, 2004

muffin tits

Boob spillage, as in when a woman wears a bra that's too small, as in muffin-top.

I need to go bra-shopping this weekend. I've got a serious case of muffin tits today.

by J_r October 20, 2008

muffin topper

Any fat, plump, chubby, chunky, or portley female that has an overflowing midsection or belly that protrudes over their waistline therefore resembling the top of a muffin that spills and rises over the base and wrapper.

Sarah is a muffin topper because her gut is showing and spilling out over her belt. Sarah was caught muffin topping because the bottom of her shirt didn't properly cover her fat belly today.

by Ralph Caraveo September 23, 2005

blueberry muffin

The penis after an anal cream pie. From the blueish green tint to the substance.

After doing her in the ass, she gobbled on the blueberry muffin.

by kintatatsu November 23, 2010

monkey muffin

1.a strange erotic animal pastry of love

2.cute pet name for signifcant other

I love you my monkey muffin.

by smartiexox November 17, 2010