A condition one gets when they are so desperate for a boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are beyond merely "thirsty." Their mouth is figuratively as dry as the Mojave Desert.
Bro #1 "Man, that chick is thirsty! That's a turnoff bro!"
Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"
Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"
by Dutch McFly August 31, 2013
Get the Mojave Mouthmug. by Bob True May 13, 2005
Get the spunk mouthmug. I was hammering away on my girlfriends ass, and then she did a little ass to mouth action, I think I'll put a ring on that finger
by Taylor May 13, 2005
Get the ass to mouthmug. by Kazimierz January 6, 2008
Get the whore mouthmug. by _Babygirl_.spams April 3, 2019
Get the Slick mouthmug. When a girl attempts to give you head while you're still in your fruit-of-the-looms; takes the cloth and all! Sorta like getting head with a condom on
by Blyde Curnett November 29, 2006
Get the Fruit mouthmug. by deadfrog1976 October 31, 2007
Get the Fish mouthmug.