Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

5 mile drag race

When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.

Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.

by Lesking72 August 7, 2018

26 mile

A road in Michigan; 26 miles away from the Detroit river. When detroiters hear stories about what happens there they cannot believe it.

1: damn they robbed my ass for a oz of orange Kush in a subdivision off 26 mile
2: be glad they didn't frame your ass you know damn well that's the hood

by Overthere586 February 5, 2023

Yuno Miles

best rapper alive since george Washington

"Yo did you hear Yuno Miles jump on the BBL Drizzy beat?"
"Kendrick Lamar, Kendrick Lamar, Drake (Drake), Kendrick Lamar, Drake (Drake)"

by @devsonit May 15, 2024

miles ng

a gay person

James: Hey jerry do you wanna come to mine tonight and ill lick your balls
Jerry: no James im not a miles ng like John

by memeyselfandi April 15, 2018

Miles

Miles is a nerd, a bit of a geek. He's pretty funny, definitely unique. This is a poem, and here's a critique; what's strong in his mind he lacks in physique. He's fun and he's smart and he's nice and he's cool, but weird and high tempered and kind of a fool. Smart but a dumbass, somehow a fusion; but the good traits and the bad traits are what make Miles human.

Person: "hi mile"
Miles: "hi mile"

by rg30836 April 28, 2021

Miles

A very queer man.

That guy over there must be Miles, look at how gay he is!

by Pandabanker September 17, 2020