Michael Clifford

An asshat who thinks it's okay to put milk in before cereal.

"Hey, have you heard 5SOS are releasing a new album, Youngblood, that you can pre-order on iTunes, on June 15th?"
"Yes but I'm not gonna cause the Michael Clifford is WRONG and I hate him and I stan Andy DeLuca now"

by my real name HAH pwned ya!!!1! June 13, 2018

michael

Michael has the largest penis of all his friends. His friends wish they could please women like he does.

Girl: michael, your penis is huge.
Michael: well my name is michael ;)

by viper2394 October 15, 2011

Michael Johnson

A guy who stays with a joke for so long, he kills it and you just want to punch him right in the mouth.

put it in there" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "way to be a Michael Johnson"

by AYE YO BRAH September 24, 2011

Michael McCleary

1. Douchebag podcaster who no one listens to because he insists on spouting his liberal/conservative blend of bullshit. 2. Guy Famous from Popular 80's movie "Under Deep" who loses his manhood in a car wreck with his 2 friends, and struggles to regain it through conquest of very young women.

"Michael McCleary lost his nuts?"

"Certainly did!"

by Kyle R. Chandler September 1, 2008

Michael Anderson

A guy who hates being called Michael Anderson.

Hey, who is that bro?

Oh that's Michael Anderson!

DONT CALL ME MICHAEL ANDERSON.

by Michael Anderson June 22, 2014

michael

MICHAEL RULES

Michael always does what Michael does best and t!hat he rules

by Michael1949 February 9, 2017

Michael Zhang

Sexiest piece of asian ass you can get, a guy as sweet as a popsicle on a hot summer day

Dangg. Do I hear the ice cream truck, or is that a Michael Zhang walking by?

by Puffy Booch June 1, 2017