Matthew barwell

Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.

Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell

by Flyless fly December 17, 2019

Matthew Fluegge

The curly cotton headed ninny muggin. He is short and skinny like a twig and has fair tone of skin color. THE ONE AND ONLY FLUGEMISTER!!!!!

That guy is like Matthew Fluegge the cotton headed niny muggin

by COLONYMIDDLESCHOOL May 1, 2019

The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matthew: Yeah course mate

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019

Matthew Lopez

Very nice boy few friends and very smart with brown eyes and flexes his ultraboost

Guy 1 thats Matthew Lopez

Matthew Lopez- very smart

by H1zhsi October 8, 2019

Matthew W

likes boys

bro matthew w likes boys

by carveb October 14, 2019

matthew h

A charming, funny, dependable guy who's about to wed the girl of his dreams

Matthew H has requested that I not use his full last name on this site.

by NotSilentCal August 10, 2019

sassy matthew

A sassy matthew is a human, specifically a friend, who exhibits abnormal amounts of sass spontaneously, without being provoked

When Alex promptly responded to Laura's average question with sass, Laura proceeded to call Alex a sassy matthew.

by KjoRocks June 7, 2018