A old man that go's by the name Jose that has had the same side hoe for 20 years now and her name is Maria #2
by Hayleearpa March 4, 2019

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by PENSYEHNH February 10, 2022

Maria is a kind-hearted person with a big personality. She is OBSESSED with anime and loves cosplaying. She has a crazy friend group full of people who she never wants to let go of. She is funny and will always make you laugh. She can make the CRAZIEST faces and will always be there to make you smile.
by leevythecosplayer June 14, 2022

person one: omg look there’s maria murrin!
person two: omg she’s so cool i wanna marry her
person one: you cant marry her idiot she’s married to lars ulrich
person two: omg she’s so cool i wanna marry her
person one: you cant marry her idiot she’s married to lars ulrich
by chickenstripsxx May 14, 2022

A total five nights at Freddy's badass she is the world champion buy playing all 7 games at once 20/20 mode but do not distract her she will throw the computer at your head and the fuck out you
by Erlangshen 6940 April 24, 2021

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021

Maria is the bestest best friend in the world but she doesnot know how to control her strength. She can beat the f out of you. She is smexy af
She is also friends with 99.999999% of the boys and is a tomboy
She is also friends with 99.999999% of the boys and is a tomboy
by anonymous April 21, 2023
