Family Man

A man who has settled down from an otherwise adventurous lifestyle and started a family. The ultimate destiny of anyone who fights, and subsequently loses to, Guile from the Street Fighter franchise. Family men are known to be overly patriotic due to getting their butts kicked by a man with a tattoo of the American flag on each bicep. Family men are not necessarily male; a small number of females have been known to become family men after facing Guile in combat.

"Go home and be a family man."
--Guile, standing over the broken body of his previous opponent.

by imtheonlysane1here November 1, 2010

Crotone man

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves scoring against Crotone. Legend has it he once jumped three metres high just to score against Crotone. He would fight anyone who dares to take Crotone from him.

Crotone man and penalties...an everlasting romantic story.

by DooDooLee February 26, 2021

Reign Man

The Reign Man is Seattle SuperSonics great Shawn Kemp. Wreaking havoc in the Western Conference in the 90's and denied a title only by the even greater #23, Jordan. Anyone else using the name Reign Man needs to change the spelling to Rain Man and start flying Quantas, only Quantas.

Forget that clown who won a battle rap on MTV. The real Reign Man is the dominator Shawn Kemp, #40 for the Supes, sucka.

by the Jimmy Hoffa December 14, 2008

man boobies

Boobies that larger men gain, usually after not playing football in high school anymore. Can be large.

My roommate Jason has the largest man boobies I've ever seen. He's probably wear a 42 C Cup bra.

by Montana December 6, 2002

Man Berries

Slang for the male testicles.

see also, "Bait and Tackle"

...so I kicked him in the MAN BERRIES

by Cat April 14, 2005

zipper man

The degenerative name of Bucciarati's Stand: Sticky Fingers

Person A: "Hey, did you start JoJo part 5 yet?"

Person B: "Yeah, Zipper Man is probably my favorite Stand."

Person A: "Wait, hold up. Did you just fucking call him 'Zipper Man?'"

Person B: "Yeah, why?"

Person A: "His name is 'Sticky Fingers' you fucking idiot!"

by MiserableFuck August 31, 2019

Pingus Man

A super hero who is half penis, half pickle and his ball skin stretches out to be his arms. He shoots white acid skeet from his head.

1. "oh look here comes pingus man"
2."try not to steal anything, pingus man might be around"

by pingus34567 December 30, 2012