by Klops January 12, 2011
A man who has settled down from an otherwise adventurous lifestyle and started a family. The ultimate destiny of anyone who fights, and subsequently loses to, Guile from the Street Fighter franchise. Family men are known to be overly patriotic due to getting their butts kicked by a man with a tattoo of the American flag on each bicep. Family men are not necessarily male; a small number of females have been known to become family men after facing Guile in combat.
by imtheonlysane1here October 31, 2010
An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves scoring against Crotone. Legend has it he once jumped three metres high just to score against Crotone. He would fight anyone who dares to take Crotone from him.
by DooDooLee February 26, 2021
The Reign Man is Seattle SuperSonics great Shawn Kemp. Wreaking havoc in the Western Conference in the 90's and denied a title only by the even greater #23, Jordan. Anyone else using the name Reign Man needs to change the spelling to Rain Man and start flying Quantas, only Quantas.
Forget that clown who won a battle rap on MTV. The real Reign Man is the dominator Shawn Kemp, #40 for the Supes, sucka.
by the Jimmy Hoffa February 14, 2007
Boobies that larger men gain, usually after not playing football in high school anymore. Can be large.
by Montana December 06, 2002
Person A: "Hey, did you start JoJo part 5 yet?"
Person B: "Yeah, Zipper Man is probably my favorite Stand."
Person A: "Wait, hold up. Did you just fucking call him 'Zipper Man?'"
Person B: "Yeah, why?"
Person A: "His name is 'Sticky Fingers' you fucking idiot!"
Person B: "Yeah, Zipper Man is probably my favorite Stand."
Person A: "Wait, hold up. Did you just fucking call him 'Zipper Man?'"
Person B: "Yeah, why?"
Person A: "His name is 'Sticky Fingers' you fucking idiot!"
by MiserableFuck September 01, 2019
by Cat April 15, 2005