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Mac

A fast, superior computer that is often looked down on by less fourtunante, nerdy PC users because they don't have one and are jealous of those who do. And becuase of that, they make completely untrue statements about them.

Here are a few:
-Macs are dificult to use. =Actually, they are designed to make everything easier and it is the simplest os- operating system to use.
-Macs are only used if your a musical artist or running your own business. =While macs do have a great program for musicians called garage band and have programs such as iWork for aspiring entrepreneurs, they are perfect for personal use as well
-Macs are gay =Macs are not gay. They may look gay on the outside with their polished, expensive looks but on the inside- they have fast proccesers, top-notch graphics cards, and extreme power.
PC "Hey mac, lets have a speed test. I bet I'll win."
Mac "Whatever you say."

Mac starts up in 30 seconds while PC starts up in 1 minute. Mac shuts down in 5 seconds and PC shuts down in 30 seconds.
by steezmcthrees January 4, 2011
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You're mad Im back big mac

This word was used by 6ix9ine in his gooba song
"You're mad im back big mac" which means you're mad and im back so ima buy you a big mac"
Person 1:Bruh you're mad because im back I'll buy you a big mac

Person 2: ok

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Mac user

1.) A computer user who prefers actually using his computing system rather than diagnosing and fixing its endless flaws. This person may have become irrevocably annoyed with the second-rate, garage-built products sold by other manufacturers and switched systems after years of frustration with their endless problems.

2.) A smart person.
Jeff's life descended into a swirling pit of hell until he ended up on TMZ and Dr. Phil in the same week. Then he became a mac user and stopped paying some guy $80 a week to listen to him bitch about his troubles.
by Romeo Foxtrot February 25, 2008
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Mac User

Someone who uses the Macintosh OS, in other (more accurate) words, your king. For other examples see God, Holy Man, Person Who Is Much Better Than You Becuase You Have No Idea How To Choose A Computer. For the exact opposite of a Mac User, see Idiot
Bob: Joe, I bow down to your almighty superiority, for I am a lowly PC User

Joe: Thank you Joe, someday you will become a Mac User like me and your life will be complete
by Rizzle April 17, 2005
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Mac

a huge ass player who will do anything and everything to get his hands on a girl. some of which includes sending nasty picture. also see: manwhore
by your welcome Mackenzie Karl :) September 29, 2011
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Mac Mini

by macfanatic January 19, 2005
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mac dizzle

A name for someone who has no meaning in life but to act gay, get made fun of and search the internet for gay clothing.

Black wannabe.
Homosexual.
Dustin Belyeu.
Flamer.
by BS February 28, 2005
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