minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

Minecraftard

People like vapexy, who probably died from starvation and lack of sleep from playing minecraft too often, who play with CHEATERS in MINECRAFT and get MAD at the game when they lose a mega walls game on the hypixel network. They are very contridictive because they report cheaters on support.hypixel.net but they always cheat themselves...?!?!?!? I always use /wdr but the hypixel staff arent very supportive. The best staff is lolitsaxel and kevinkool because they support gays like tnner. LuckyKessie is also very nice

FUCK YOU MINECRAFTARD GO BACK TO PLAYING MINECRAFT AND CHOKING ON YOUR OWN CUM

by NICKY_575SEXGOD696911420!! July 29, 2018

Minecraftcito

Also known as Despacito 3, one of the best sequel of all time, Despacito 2 was beloved by masses and everyone thought that was the end of the franchise, but on the 15th of July 2018 the third series gets announced probably hinting t a visual novel adaptation and a full game in the future.

"Have you heard about Minecraftcito?"
"No, leave me and my children alone please"

*Sings Minecraftcito and dabs*

by Ipercreeper August 5, 2018

Minecraft

A game for faggots

Fuck its minecraft he must be gay

by Nourmumgay August 7, 2018

Minecraft

A multiplayer game, that you can play with friends, do parkour, roleplays, survive and creative, its hard at first, but when you know the game its easy.....

Notch Created this game for kids to have fun, learn really cool things

Guy 1: THIS GAME, minecraft IS SO STUPID
Guy 2: Prove it, you cant because its so fun, it has everything you want in their, and you can ask notch for updates
Guy 1: OH BOY i want to play MIINNNNEEECCCCRRAAAFFTTTT NOW!!!!!!!
Guy 2: lol

by 051nivag May 23, 2018

Minecraft

A highly advanced computer simulation program, developed in Germany, in 1938, built with the purpose of helping plan military operations Weiss, Gelb and Barbarossa, as well as to aid the Einsatzgruppen in the systematic slaughter of Jews in occupied areas in the wake of Nazi forces.

"Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft"

by NevadaNiggaWhoJusCrashedHisUFO May 29, 2018

Minecraft

A game about Blocks

Little kid: Hey man wanna play some Minecraft?

by Sky69 October 22, 2018