Keiths Penis

A really really tiny Penis

Damn You have a Keiths Penis

by SomeGuyYouMayOrMayNotKnow May 31, 2014

keith

To alter a substance.

Jeremy just keithed my dr. P by putting malt vinegar in it!

by mavro June 17, 2007

Knighting

When You are about to jizz, pull out and jizz on the girls right shoulder, then left shoulder, and say "welcome young soldier"

When kenny knighted Brandon, he made brandons dreams come true.
-or-
I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth

by Gary B May 22, 2003

Jedi Knight

epic heros in the fictional tale of Star Wars, also known as the greatest movie ever. in order to be a jedi knight you need the following:

-a kickass lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects

"All I have left to learn is the power to levitate objects and I will be the most kickass jedi knight ever!"

by beachbum089 June 5, 2005

suge knight

a man not to be fucked with

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Keith Arntson

A wannabe jedi knight. Likes to make funny jedi noises and always complains that his homework was fried by dark jedis. Constantly stoned. Pops up in random places and doesnt even know how he got there. Plays too much Star Wars. Possibly follows Jediism.

You: Woah where did you come from.
Keith: Woah how did i get here...

by Stoned Stoner September 17, 2004

Keira Knightley

A attractive young attress with SOME acting talent who i respect because she got into the acting business without having tits. *by the way, in pirates of the caribean, they where digitally enhanced* although she lacks emotion in her acting.

Keira Knightley has my respect

by rachelistypingthis July 27, 2006