Skip to main content

keester parade 

a parade of CHICKS with great booties
Man this stretch of beach has so many built chicks, it's a regular KEESTER PARADE
keester parade by RUNWAY August 10, 2009
When a guy stands against a wall and a girl gets on her knees and voraciously blows him
Nick: I was really having a bad day until Tara gave me a knee j.

Tara: My knees hurt, can you get me some lotion.
knee j by nickgolf10 July 19, 2010
A slang word for your knees
Get on your kneebals, b@#$%.
Kneebals by Spookeygecko October 20, 2010

keester check 

Storing (usually illicit) items inside your rectal cavity in order to get them through airport security.
Dude, how are you gonna get that blow through security?
Don't worry, I'll keester check it.
keester check by meesterkeester December 29, 2010

Kneecapitate 

To tackle someone to the floor through targeting their knees
Northampton Saints didn't get over the gain line once through the Newcastle Falcons ability to kneecapitate
Kneecapitate by Saully7 February 19, 2014

knee break 

When a female take time out of her busy day to stop and suck her man dick like its air under water
Baby I kno you bizzy but you should take a knee break some time soon
knee break by Jr Uing/VM May 14, 2014