dank juice

dank juice is a type of green juice! it is peach and blueberry powdered drink mix! pour in the peach and blueberry mix together 50/50 or how you like the ratio, add some cold water ( perhaps a couple ice cubes ) mix it, shake it, make it turn green!, get baked, and sip yo dank juice! you will love it!

"Sip yo dank juice!"

by Mon&D April 29, 2008

Juice the Pig

transitive verb -
to humble, to lower in condition.

Ever since Steve got high score on Donkey Kong he's been walking around like he's the King of Kong. Steve needs to juice the pig.

by charlesmarx September 15, 2009

lifer juice

Military slang term for coffee primarily used in the United States Marine Corps.

Before my next guard shift, i'll need a pot of lifer juice to stay awake.

by nyjyrk January 17, 2010

Muffin Juice

The new slang for vaginal secretion.

Kevin: Dude what happened?

Jimmy: I was going down on her and her muffin juice got all over my shirt!

by Vanilla Weis June 1, 2009

Moop Juice

A drink that will fuck you up. Also known as MJ.

2 1/2 shots of Rum

2 1/2 shots of Vodka

2 shots of Pepsi or Coke

2 shots of Red Bull
All in one glass

Dude I got so shit faced last night off of that Moop Juice

by Bob Dowin April 23, 2009

giro juice

Cheap cider. Often seen being drunk by the scum of this earth, including neds, alcos and kevin hobbs.

I had fuck all money for a decent carry-out so I had to resort to buying giro juice.

by groomba April 13, 2006

spooky juice

A substance either dried or wet that resembles sex related liquids but are unidentifiable.

I laid on John's bed last night and some spooky juice got in my hair.

by Jacob Breedlove March 19, 2007