josh hoenig is a veryyyy hot guy that is a 7th grader. he is really good at football and you will fall for him then he won't like you because you and an 8th grader. sad but true
by pee pee poo poo check October 12, 2020
Get the josh hoenigmug. Driving down a road with a light coat of sand/dirt on it and claiming you went to the Pine Barrens swamping your truck through mud holes.
by Nhummel02 January 10, 2020
Get the josh muddingmug. Josh Mackie is a hung ass mother fucker. He will steal yo girl and destroy her insides with his enormously large penis. When girls come near him, it's like a tractor beam of hotness that just pulls them in. Once they see him, they immediately take off their clothes.
by 2120144248 May 14, 2015
Get the josh mackiemug. Only the most absolutely bootylicious fella to walk our solar system. His dick dastardly energy will make any man in a 17 million mile radius bust a nut and any woman squirt like a power washer. This man has the biggest weenie ever recorded in universal history... Also refers to a large amount of weed
by ~~~~ pee ~~~~ March 2, 2023
Get the Josh McCaguemug. An attractive young male that disrespects the planet he lives on by not enjoying pineapple, God’s greatest gift.
He is weak and loses at everything and enjoys to drink iced tea that tastes like piss. He is dank
He is weak and loses at everything and enjoys to drink iced tea that tastes like piss. He is dank
by soccer1998 June 7, 2019
Get the Josh Bickmug. by Josh Rostron December 14, 2019
Get the Josh Rostronmug. crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.
by and2 October 27, 2012
Get the do a joshmug.