jaded

To not notice anything weird around you, Just having complete disregard for your surroundings

I'm so jaded I didn't notice I was sitting on someone

by Dukeydudebird June 25, 2005

Jade

A bitch

That girl is a bitch, she must be Jade.

by Litty lit person February 7, 2018

Jade

A green shade; also a diamond.
A girl's name.
This girl is very hyper all the time, and loud. It will always feel like she has a caffeine/energy/sugar rush.
Very annoying 90% of the time, but you can't help but love her.
She'll take bragging rights over everything, even if she's never done it before, and she'll best you at anything you're good at.
She can be sensitive to you, but be careful – she will turn it around to make your problem all about her.
A best friend when you need one, a worst enemy if you are already having a bad day.
Stay away from all her crap, but if you don't, stay with her for life. Your friendship will grow stronger.

Jade had been my friend since I can remember, but it seems she's gotten even more annoying since time has worn on.
I love her to death and can't imagine life without her, but she can be a REAL PAIN, and her bragging about EVERYTHING
will really get me on edge sometimes, but really she's a great girl and best friend. Online our relationship may seem
Dysfunctional or awkward, and it is. Thanks for reading!:)
green gemstone hyper loud girl annoying bragging rights sensitive problem best friend enemy crap life friendship

by Sexy Beatsy Wiebe December 1, 2013

Jade

She is basically the coolest chick around. She always looks really damnsexy , but has zero self confidence. She ALWAYS sticks up for her friends. She is crazy as hell. She likes sports and p.e at school. She thinks she's dumb, but she's the person you always copy off. People think she's a slut, only coz they're jealous, and coz shes close friends with heaps of guys, but shes not. When she loves someone, she loves someone, and will do anything for them. She's fun to be around. A lot of the time she's sad because life treats her shittily, and she sooo doesn't deserve that. She is the person guys flirt with and are always crushing on and girl whisper to. She is the most amazing person I know.

Guy: Omg, did you see Jade, she is such a babe.

Girl: Omg Jade is like my bestie

by hellishbitch August 25, 2011

Jade

In the UK, universally refers to Jade Goody, a runner-up on the reality TV show "Big Brother". Despite being apparently slow-witted, devoid of general knowledge and lacking in classical beauty, Goody has since made millions of pounds by appearing in celebrity magazines, diet videos (although it later transpired she had lost weight through liposuction) and the 2007 "Celebrity Big Brother", in which her reputation was severely damaged following alleged racism towards an Indian contestant.

Goody is something of a chav icon, proving that you can be a success in today's Britain despite having no talent, beauty or, in fact, any other endearing qualities.

Did you hear that Jade's pregnant again? Wonder who the father is this time?

by Zog The Undeniable February 22, 2007

Jaden

Mitch Loyds girlfriend in other terms. She is bright caring but has a great sense of humor and a smile that will make you like you dont want to be anywhere else. If confronted about being mean she is usually somehow able to turn it around on you and make you feel as if you are the mean one. In spite of that you adore it and everything else that comes with this jewl of a girl.

"Who is Mitch's girl?"
"You're fucking telling me you dont know Jaden? You disgust me"

by Jadensguy69 March 11, 2018

Jaden

Jaden is a boy from Anguilla who can't get any girls number except spaniords

Jaden is not going to have a girlfriend

by Savage king 23 July 24, 2018