by thepotato64 October 17, 2017
Get the jade puglisi mug.The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
Get the Jade Tiger mug.This is the name of a girl who is always rejected, and never gets the chance to date someone. The one who always tries her hardest to be in a relationship but their friends always steal their crushes.
by jipió March 26, 2022
Get the Jade Reyna mug.A women who is usually cancerous to all men. She says she looks ugly and says she has depression (most of the time) but really she doesn't and is trying to grow attention.
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Get the Jade Parisian mug.Jade is a sexy beast with a hot-to-go bod. Always up for having fun, having a gossip, or night out with mates. Awesome, hot and sexy. Pure delicious.
by jadeandlou September 6, 2011
Get the Jade Longson mug.by british pussy July 20, 2022
Get the jade mug.Jaded could mean many many things, but to me she's a person, quite an extraordinary one at that. I say this because she's been through so much, more than most, pain that's more than enough to last a lifetime and she's still so young. However upset she may be she's always there for the people in her life who need her most, she's one of the strongest people that I'll ever know. Deep down I'm sure she already knows this, I'm just pointing out the obvious. What she doesn't know is how special and important I'd like to make her feel given the chance. I'd always keep her safe and happy it seems to be the only two things that shes ever wanted. I love her more than anything in this world and beyond. She will always be the only girl to ever hold my heart.
Even when she's jaded, at her worst, she know's her self worth. But she's also extremely kind at heart.
by Ziroe November 27, 2021
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