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Get the turtle wood mug.A great professional golfer but a man who is a sell out to his race. Comes up with the term "Cablinasian" to describe himself since he is "mixed," even though Woods is too stupid to realize that 90% African Americans are mixed, so he isn't special.
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Tiger Woods is a winner at golf but a sell out to Blacks. I'm "mixed" but I call myself Black, and I will always be known as this. Every one respects Barack Obama because even though he his mother is White he identifies with Blacks.
Tiger, all White people see as being Black, and all the money and fame in the world will never change that.
Tiger woods is an Uncle Tom. He comes up with a new term to describe himself so he won't be known as "Black." What a sell out.
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