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Drift Wood

When one bumps into a man-possibly a woman-with a boner.
I went to the pub and accidentally caught some drift wood.
by Taint Tap November 24, 2010
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wood sex

I'm gonna have wood sex, get the tweezers pls.
by yourmotherson April 14, 2009
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jolly wood

noun. An indestructible piece of wood. Axes, dynamite, WMD's, and cursing are all powerless. It's been said to be of another universe because it's so fuckin' hard. Its origins include, but are not limited to, the woods, forest, or a pair of blue jeans.
Man, not even Paul Bunyan could chop up that jolly wood.
by Lewis and Clark April 9, 2007
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Polishing the wood

guy 1:hey you watch that porno i gave you last nite
guy 2:ye i was polishing the wood wathcing it
by cheese-knee March 5, 2008
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snappin wood

When a guy has morning wood, he pushes down and in on the boner, causing a snapping effect, and also relieving a great deal of pressure. Feels good too!
Yo I woke up yesterday with a raging pissboner and i started snappin wood, it felt mad good!
by deejay keevo December 15, 2008
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turtle wood

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.
Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!
by hiziggity April 16, 2004
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Tiger Woods

A great professional golfer but a man who is a sell out to his race. Comes up with the term "Cablinasian" to describe himself since he is "mixed," even though Woods is too stupid to realize that 90% African Americans are mixed, so he isn't special.

Tiger Woods is a winner at golf but a sell out to Blacks. I'm "mixed" but I call myself Black, and I will always be known as this. Every one respects Barack Obama because even though he his mother is White he identifies with Blacks.

Tiger, all White people see as being Black, and all the money and fame in the world will never change that.
Tiger woods is an Uncle Tom. He comes up with a new term to describe himself so he won't be known as "Black." What a sell out.
by Transduction January 9, 2009
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