Ridin Horny

getting turned down for sex by your signifigant other right before you part ways.

Last night i blueballed andrew right before he rolled out, he was totally ridin horny.

by Mebs May 20, 2006

Horny Bitch

A bitch who wants to fuck the shit out of everyone they fucking see

Your mom is a horny bitch

by 2773839 November 13, 2018

horny unicorn

sticking a used condom to a girls fore-head

Give her the horny unicorn

by RyanCock February 22, 2009

wedding horny

Adj. Used to describe a person who gets turned on at the mere thought of a wedding.

Shirly is so wedding horny...she's registered at 4 different stores and she doesnt even have a boyfriend!

by Sweepy Bob December 29, 2008

horny pirate

After oral sex the man jerks off at the girls face and puts his into her left eye. Then he kicks her right leg. The girl becomes angry and wants to chase the guy. She has her eye closed and can't walk good and looks like a pirate.

I gave her a horny pirate last night

She became a horny pirate.

by KillaKennedyKlan May 27, 2016

horny monkey

that would be every single guy *cough* mark strickland *cough*

mark, you're a horny monkey

by amber February 26, 2004

Horny Level

A measurement of how horny a pedophile is.

Alt Definition: The Level of Horny an individual is Horny.

Exemple Def-A: This one dude on Chris Hanson's to catch and predator Horny Level was over 9000!!!!.

Example Def-B: Ken Spazianis Horny Level was so high that he picked up some random chick and fell in love instantly while smoking a menthol cig.

by the_man_inside_a_tube February 8, 2010