Hobophobe

A person afraid of Hobos or homeless people

I need to stay out of alleys cause im a real hobophobe

by Rbanger October 30, 2009

hobocraft

The set of skills/abilities needed to survive on the streets. Including but not limited to making box houses, newspaper isolation, insanity/magic, smelling, or making umbrellas out of nothing but hangers aluminum cans and plastic bags.

Jimbo the hobo sells umbrellas down on 19th; he is quite skilled in hobocraft. He sure reeks of it too!

by Bizo237 February 1, 2010

Hoboken

A town in Jersey that is less than ten minutes from New York City. The birthplace of Frank Sinatra, Hoboken features beautiful housing at a fraction of the cost as it's much larger neighbor. The majority of Hoboken's residents are young professionals, sometimes referred as "yuppies."

Despite what the definition above says, very few, if any Hoboken residents speak with a "Jersey Accent" since the majority of it's residents are not originally from New Jersey.

What's that you said mister, you want to live in a beautiful community with a view of the New York City skyline? I recommend Hoboken!

by Tim February 2, 2005

Hobosexual

When a homeless person gets into relationships just to avoid being homeless

Did you hear about that hobosexual Spencer pretending he loves that girl just so he has a place to live.

by Whbkcm August 27, 2017

Hobowasted

The act of getting so drunk you have forgotten where you live. Regardless of the time of day.

Man, yesterday I got so hobowasted I woke up in a dumpster.

by Jerff March 12, 2014

Hobotaku

A person of otaku nature who spends large amounts of time reading manga in the graphic novel section of stores like Borders or Barnes & Noble. They rarely buy anything and are usually sitting in front of sections that people who intend to buy things need to reach.

"Man all I want to do is grab the new volume of Air Gear but that fucking hobotaku has been sitting there reading Naruto all day"

by Covah June 16, 2008

hobobodalingdingding

When a hobo rings your doorbell and leaves a piece of shit on your porch and runs away

God Dammnit Barbara, another hobobodalingdingding just happened again. "Fucking Hobos"

by Wharslly October 5, 2007