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Poo your own goose

To negatively indicate someone should suit themselves
Well if you don’t want to come on holiday with us, you can poo your own goose
by Endocrypt March 11, 2018
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A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.
"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

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by BoeJundy November 2, 2013
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1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)
1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby
by CarlVonClausewitz April 6, 2021
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cook your own goose

To bring something upon yourself.
Aw, Kelsey, way to cook your own goose! All the vodka from last night gave you a terrible hangover.

Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!
by millionsofbrazilians June 1, 2010
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goose creek high school

A school full of hoes. Dont go to this school unless you want to become a hoe .
by Theniceones August 28, 2017
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Dutch Dutch Goose

A derogatory term used to describe a Dutch person. Especially used to describe a Dutch person who is in love with America. The term is a play on the children's game Duck Duck Goose.
Bro 1: Look at that nerd over there wearing his American flag t-shirt.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, but he shouldn't wear those clogs. Now everyone knows he's a Dutch Dutch Goose.
Bro 1: You're right, bro! I didn't notice at first, but he totally is a Dutch Dutch Goose.
by Tom Winter December 31, 2008
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" i'm pulling the goose's neck since you don't satisfy me enough
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