GrapeSoda

The absolute best person you will ever hope to find. He embodies all of the greatest things on this mortal plane, such as good looks, height, amazing personality and even more. His mere presence and beauty are known to regularly transcend both time and space. He stands at an illustrious, handsome 6'3 and doesn't take shit from anybody.

Him: Did you hear about GrapeSoda?
Her: *Orgasms instantly at the mere mention of his name*

by CapriGrape March 31, 2020

Gravel

When the dick is so hard and big that it won't fit.

Physiologist : So you had sex last night? describe how that felt. Girl : His dick was gravel.

by Dirtygirl101 April 20, 2020

Gravelifting

Shoplifting, but at a graveyard.

Stealing things off people's graves.

I will probably go gravelifting today

by Lucas McCain July 4, 2020

grave chaser

When a man is dating an older woman.

That 20 year old grave chaser must be dating that cougar for her money.

by Mcnanomis July 9, 2020

Grapes

Grapes are part of the male body, commonly known as testicles and is more of a slang description . Most people name them With the word balls

When I think of a hot woman my grapes produce cum

by rc9000000000000000000 July 18, 2020

Gravel

nyc when it’s hot asf, opposite of brick

gross, humid, everyone sweating, crowded subways, feels like you’re walking through soup

“Not today, way too gravel outside.”

“I hate summer, it’s gravel.”

“It’s gravel today, make sure you take some water.”

by emmira August 1, 2020

Graveyard Conditions

The punishment for doing something fucked up or just plain wrong. Used all the time in Mississippi, Memphis, Texas, and Louisiana.

Boosie Badass: “If 6ix9ine would’ve snitched on me he would’ve had graveyard conditions.”

by KountryNicca20666 September 6, 2020