grandpa balls

droopy balls often associated with the elderly

some loser gave her an arabian mask with his dirty ol' grandpa balls

by Bill K March 23, 2007

Going To Grandmas

Act of telling your friends that you dont want to hang out because you're going to your grandmas house. But your really sitting at home cybering with a 40 year old man named Spike and playing Japanees Video Games.

Sorry Paul I cant hang out, Im goin to my Grandma House.

by TSM April 5, 2005

grandpa on the shitter

This is the instance whenever one is playing golf and attempts to hit the ball over a water hazard and ends up not clearing the hazard with the first attempt, which would require a second attempt with a one stoke penalty. If the second shot fails to clear the hazard it is known as a "Grandpa on the shitter". Reason: two balls in the water.

Jason couldn't carry the water on the 17th hole twice, so he lost the hole AND the match with a Grandpa on the shitter.

by Mike Ochsbig May 10, 2016

Grandpa Muenster Burger

A burger that comes with Muenster cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Grandpa Muenster Burger, it comes with muenster cheese!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Grandpa NO!

When an elderly man makes an unsolicited creepy sexual advance towards a substantially younger woman.

Being in my twenties, it was disturbing to have an octogenarian make a move on me. I was just like Grandpa NO!

by DeeDoggy January 19, 2019

sad grandpa

Sad grandpa is to be said when anyone is getting ready to change. It is a sign to all other people in the room that clothes are getting ready to fly, and to close all doors and to look away if you don't want to see "the goods."

Hey guys I gotta get ready for practice... sad grandpa.

Alright man, I'll get the door on the way out.

by Blackhawk's fan March 15, 2010

Uncle-grandpa

Uncle by blood, grandpa because he stepped up, in substitute of biological grandpa.

My daughter loves spending time with her uncle-grandpa .

by Miss. Hollywood May 16, 2018