Filthy Mellander

The act of shitting on ones face, then rubbing it in with your belly.

Debra got a good filthy mellander last week, i can still smell that shit!

by Hitler15 February 21, 2011

Filthnormous

Being dirtier than filthy. Incredibly dirty to the point of extreme desire to not be in the area. Also causing an extreme desire to clean to the extreme.

Filthnormous is dirtier than the floor of the produce section of the grocery store

by Dmitius10101 June 29, 2011

Filthy Lummox

A sick and disgusting creature who is often overweight and stores dried pizza and hotdogs under his/her breasts. Filthy Lummoxs' live in small caves underground or in Section 8 homes in America. They live off disability and roam the garbage dumpsters for leftovers (that is, if they are capable of rolling there in the first place.) Everyone that has visited the home of a filthy lummox dissappears. The Lummoxs' caves smell of feces and rotten sewage.

"Wonder where Sally went to, maybe to go see that Filthy Lummox down the street." -Jimbo

"You must mean Rosie o' Donnells house!" laughed Terri

by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011

FFLTH

Fainted for laughing too hard

User1: Apparently I need to go to /b/ to find my biological father ಠ_ಠ

User2: What's his favorite Pokemon?

... 2 min later ...

User2: Dude you there?

User1: I FFLTH'd!! LAWLS XD

by MrInternet December 31, 2011

Filthy Snowblower

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, then snorting it back out.

I gave that stripper a filthy snowblower the other night. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away after that.

by J-Unit138 November 5, 2012

filthy indian

A sex act where the man pulls his penis out during anal sex and smears poop on the woman's face creating a war paint effect then proceeds to holler patting his mouth like an Indian.

Mike gave his nasty girlfriend Catherine a filthy Indian while they were having anal sex and she looked like she had war paint on.

by nasty but true December 12, 2013

Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.

Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.

by creativecaravan May 15, 2014