Real 80s

A phrase used to reference an object/person/event in a way that appears to be "out of date". It is a polite way to tell someone there music/hair/car/wardrobe/home electronics/home furnishings are TERRIBLE and they need new ones!

Glenn: Dude,look at that chick over by the bar,she is HOT!

Longo: DUDE, look at her hair, she is "Real 80s" man. Those jeans she has on, in San Diego you never see that style, that's "Real 80s".

by drummerg2 April 11, 2009

a real goofster

a real goofster is uncle chicken cock

"yo uncle chicken cock is fucking a baby"
"hes a real goofster allright

by HappyBTW February 9, 2022

Flaggin on real

- when a person doesn’t pull through for plans they made with a real nigga

- or when a person isn’t down to do real nigga shit when they claim there real

jenny said i could pull up tonight but that bitch on snapchat with sum pink hair nigga now at the bar instead flaggin on real...

by Do Or Die 666 August 13, 2019

real mom

A mom who is straight forward, doesn't sugar coat anything, is realistic, and blunt.

She is a real mom. She has problems, but she deals with it.

by MTanai May 6, 2018

Real One

Redefined as somebody VIP to you or has helped you in some sort of way.

Good looks gee! You a real one.

Thanks mom, you will always be a real one.

by Jinstermeista January 20, 2020

too real

ghetto ass kid straight outta Gurnee, Illinois

I'm goin to Too Real's crib tonight

by T Bam February 20, 2009

Real Talk

The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Used to emphasize utterly truthful statements

Person 1: Man Michigan sucks
Person 2: THAT'S REAL TALK!

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! November 26, 2010