Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016

Shirt tucking

The act of pleasuring yourself while barely pretending to disguise the action from another person in the same space as yourself.

The tv lawyer committed a blatant act of shirt tucking, but refuses to admit to the crime.

by Crane Viper November 5, 2020

Shirting

When you shart and get a little bit on your tucked in shirt

Oh no, Dave is shirting!
Bro did you just shirt yourself?
Brian just shirted

by Shirting Pro May 8, 2023

to nirvana-shirt

To ask a niche question about a specific topic in a condescending or exclusionary manner with the intent of testing a person’s knowledge on a subject of interest

She asked me about what I thought about the shrink-wrapping problem when I told her I liked dinosaurs, she was totally trying to nirvana-shirt me!

by pijay July 23, 2025

Collared Shirt

A Condom

Hope you're bringing your collared shirt into the VIP room bro!

Giddy up bitch, grab a collared shirt and let's ride!

by vdub4motion March 17, 2023

shirt leapord

When you ejaculate on a women's blouse resembling a leapord

I gave her a shirt leapord

by Hollywodguy August 9, 2016

six dollar shirt

The kind of shirts you only wear at home and would never let your peers see you in.

Sally: OMG I saw Jessica in a six dollar shirt at the store today.

Denise: wow who would be seen in public like that ?

by jman13 June 17, 2014