one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.

“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”

by barry_tje November 28, 2025

Dick Fit

When someone is angry that the size of their partner’s dick isn’t as big or girthy as expected.

“What’s the matter with Mike?”
“His tinder date lied about his penis size so when they got home he threw a dick fit.”

by Reishnakov December 3, 2025

Fitting Out

When a traveler tries to fit in by wearing local clothes, slang, or styles—but the attempt is so conspicuous that it has the opposite effect, making it obvious they’re not local.

Often involves brand-new traditional clothing, incorrect styling, overconfidence, and zero situational awareness.

The Norwegian girl in the sari we saw in Delhi was fitting out.

by Asher123 December 15, 2025

stiff fit

an outfit that looks good/ cool, very stylish, auraful

hey bro, thats a stiff fit.

by beng995 December 15, 2025

I sony fit chew

Used when you want to say something humorous to fill awkward silence when hanging out with family or friends. It can also mean I feel like exploding due to eating too much.

“I Sony fit chew” I said after the long awkward pause in conversation

by Human 12345 December 31, 2025

balaya fit

Is a person who goes to the gym regularly and cares more about what they think than others think.

He or she is a beast when it comes to making gains. He or she is a fierce force to reckon with.

He or she is a Balaya Fit

by Mezzaprabs November 22, 2021

Hayden Fit

Hayden fit is a person who is super fit. He spends 23 hours in the gym daily and chugs a 5 gallon protein shake to establish dominance. Note to self, Hayden Fit seems hella fit.

“Oh look, it’s Hayden Fit! Teach me how to get abs!”

by 2n1lah November 23, 2021