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The thingys on my hand that I have 10 of (in total). They're also useful for typing, as I probably wouldn't be typing this definition without them.

I've also occasionally seen this term used in a sexual manner (especially in a joke involving an exposed pedophile who goes by GuitarHeroStyles)
"I love fingers. I can use them to write shit, type shit, play video games, and do my stupid homework."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022
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shitty fingered old hag

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun
just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split
by jamma-dee September 3, 2006
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two finger award

An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.

This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.
Frank: I heard Ryan banged Ally last night!
Greg: I know bro, I gave him the two finger award!
by MAC36 December 11, 2007
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Two Finger Dessert

Meaning to induce vomiting with two finger down your throat after you have (binge) eaten. Aka-Bulimia
Did you just go give yourself the two finger dessert?
by Agent42 June 15, 2010
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Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.
Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!
by igitdude October 12, 2011
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three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.
Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.
by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011
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Pickle Finger

Manually stimulating a woman for so long that your fingers begin to get prune-y.
I gave her the ole pickle finger last night.
by Jerrah1981 December 17, 2013
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