February 17th

National hit a kid day

Person: Damn that kid is so annoying!
Smart person: I know, good thing it’s February 17th.
Person: what’s that?
Smart person: it’s the day where you can hit a kid and it’s okay.
-the kid gets absolutely clapped-

by Space.Frogg February 17, 2022

February 19

The day a bitch was born

Dude 1: what day is it?
Dude 2: it's february 19, the day a bitch was born.

Dude 1: oh, the day Kirsten was born?

Dude 2: yes

by Uselesscarrot October 30, 2019

8th of February

8th February is simas bday so everyone go and wish her happy bday

Yo it’s the 8th of February
We should go wish Sima happy birthday!

by Sym xx February 8, 2021

February 27th

National piss off/ annoy/ be rude to sarah day

Have you made sarah mad yet? It’s February 27th

by simpingandpimping February 27, 2022

February 22

you get pregnant by your mom

Mom! im pregnant!
oh sweetie dont you remember last night?
Oh. It was February 22 the day we did "it"

by Yuri<3 February 8, 2022

February 8th

National dead day. Every one is dead on February 8th

Person 1: Yo why you dead
Person 2: It’s February 8th
Person 1: dies

by February 8th February 8, 2021

February 22

February 22 is a day when they celebrate dance day!

Woohoo it’s February 22 which means it’s dance day let’s party

by Made by aya February 21, 2021