by Camchowder November 25, 2017
Get the black friday stabbingmug. The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.
Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014
Get the black friday bitchingmug. When a hairy man decides to let loose on a Friday happy hour, letting his chest hair out in public so the bitches come flocking. The primary goal of this move is to get laid. He's kept it hidden all week but when work ends on Friday, it's Chest Hair Friday!
You see your buddy at the bar on a Friday night, chest hair out in the open, and he's talking to a girl. You come over and say, "it's Chest Hair Friday!"
by Chesthairfriday July 27, 2013
Get the Chest Hair Fridaymug. Fat Bitch Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and are surrounded by fat bitches at the club. They stand in line snacking on pork rinds and trying to flirt with the doorman to skip the line, but end up having to wait. They always travel in packs.
Man this club is really known for Fat Bitch Friday. It is appropriate to wish fat bitches a "Happy Friday"
by The Real Handsome Rob October 4, 2016
Get the fat bitch fridaymug. by wh00p_x September 5, 2021
Get the Friday Night Funkin'mug. A Newgrounds rhythm game similar to PaRappa the Rapper that blew up out of nowhere for no reason with a fanbase consisting of annoying kids and only like the game because it's popular.
by whentheimpastaissuspissious April 24, 2021
Get the Friday Night Funkinmug. Rage Face Friday is an optional weekly holiday, in which one calls upon every feasible friend they know, on every social network, {Commonly in a ridiculously vulgar, excited manner, to raise spirits and motivate.} to throw a monumental bash. Together in one location, they celebrate with a riotous energy, unmatched by any other day of the week. When Rage Face Friday is enacted, expect there to be a very brutal celebration.
1: Hey Britt, do you know what today is?
2: Hell, I dunno man. Friday?
1: It's fucking RAGE FACE FRIDAY! Get your bitch-ass over here, and bring The Captain, Jose, Jack, Jim, and Bud with you!
2: Hell, I dunno man. Friday?
1: It's fucking RAGE FACE FRIDAY! Get your bitch-ass over here, and bring The Captain, Jose, Jack, Jim, and Bud with you!
by Count Meta McBaked October 30, 2009
Get the Rage Face Fridaymug.