ethan

ethan is a cheating, small dick, selfish, little hoe.

“ethan is such a cheating bitch”
“all he cares about is his hair”

by catholic drug dealer April 22, 2020

Ethan

A cool guy with a very large penis that the ladies won’t be disappointed with

Girl1: OMG I could use some Ethan now

Girl2: oh yes he was a very big cock

by Yaw alright mush April 22, 2020

Ethan

Someone who gets up at 5 am to grind on gta 5 while his cool friends Marco and Hayden don’t have to do anything and get 2 mil for free.He also is extremely bad at the game and gets mad over being killed or troller he doesn’t like it when you ask for equal share in heist.Ethan the hilly billy N word caller redneck cousin fucking obese bitch.

1.Brooo u just pulled an Ethan

2.bruhhh stop being an Ethan

by Poopbuttttttt May 25, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a big ole bully who looks like a rat

Ethan: I’m just a stupid bully who looks like a rat and also is bad at fortnite

Grace: yea you’re right

by The truthhhhhhhhhhhhh May 25, 2020

Ethan

Someone who is absolutely amazing, gorgeous, hot, sexy, hockey boy, dazzling smile, looks to die for, all around perfect kind of boy. All the girls want him, he’s a dream come true for many people. Once you have him, don’t let him slip through your fingers, as he’s unique And hard to find. The type of boy who would easily without doubt make sure he looks after his girlfriend, and wouldn’t put anything Dupitt in-front of her. Very popular, and a VERY good fighter. BEWARE!

He also has a VERY big penis!

girl 1 - Do you know Ethan?
girl 2 - Hell yeah! he’s a real charmer
girl 3 - Oh of course I know him!

by My name is ???????? May 29, 2020

Ethan

He is SUPER cute. Really good at trivia tbh... even though he guesses. He is the sweetest boy ever, and has the cutest cat. His decorations in his room is a monster tower lmao. He is so freaking sweet and a dork. When you are texting him, he always makes you smile. He knows just the right words to say. You could stay up all night talking to him. He is so adorable. You need a Ethan in your life... even if they live hundreds of miles away from you. You will never want to lose a guy like this, you will think about him non-stop. When you talk to him you will forget about all your worries. He just makes your day and night better just by talking to him. He had the most adorable smile and the cutest laugh. When you meet a Ethan you are never going to want to have him out of your life. Every late ft call is going to make you wish they didn't end. He is super goofy and watches silly documentaries. Hes just overall perfect!

I wuv you ethan

by bsdvasdnfsdhflas May 29, 2020

Ethan

A guy with a massive T-Rex cock

Ethan ripped apart my pussy with his giant T-Rex cock

by Can’tHandleBlank June 1, 2020