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Angel Engine

Man I am everywhere. That has got to be just the spookiest shit for people in the know...
Hym "Angel Engine looks like something all right..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
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horizontal engineering

Horizontal Engineering (noun):
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”
by Jus0 May 1, 2025
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Combustion Engine Sex

Combustion Engine Sex is when you have anal sex with someone who has a poopy butt

So basically you ram your combustion cylinder into their valves and poop splatters all over your dick and on the floor and walls
Dave: hello mike dont wipe i wanna have some mad combustion engine sex
Mike: hell yeah lets get it
*mike goes to bed with poopy butt*
Dave: OHHH IM BOUTTA COMBUST
*coems*
*poop explodes everywhere*
by RealWhiteHoodGangster134 May 11, 2025
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Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.
That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering
by The official kiwi June 26, 2025
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Cag Engine

A Cag (CAG) engine is a engine of which purpose is to turn Femboy's (Feminine Males) into hardened military personnel.
Jeff (Femboy): Oh boy I'm so ready for the Cag engine, maybe i'll actually grow a pair!
Jeff (After Cag Engine): The Cag (CAG) machine has changed me... i am a true CAG Larper.
by Not a CAG Larper July 10, 2025
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Software engineers

Uh-oh guys! He's not good enough at life... Guess I gotta control him forever 🤷 ♂️ Aaawww SHUCKS!
Hym "Riiiiiight.... Well ALWAYS need software engineers 😉😉 Right? Cus if the AI can code then they are out of a job because, like... They've been rendered obsolete. Sure. I get it. Yeah, I'll play along. Totally. Yep. We definitely need software engineers! ALWAYS!"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2025
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teenage engineering

Some company that came out of nowhere, spawned the rabbit r1, a weird overpriced tape recorder music player gadget and other oddball technology.
by smoking & vaping is for losers September 5, 2025
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