one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

Bubble Eyed Bitch

BUH bul Iyd Be YUTCH (pronoun) A female or a sissified male with a horrid personality and prominent, bulbous eyes. Not to be confused with other varieties of the Bitch genus ie: Stupid Bitch, Cold hearted Bitch, Dirty Bitch etc. Bubble Eyed Bitches are distinctive in appearance, and the tendency to spit and talk at the same time, usually while finding the stupidest, pettiest, most harmless thing a person says, and taking offense to it. This disturbing tendency, coupled with their bug eyed appearance, makes The Bubble Eyed Bitch, one of the most despised form of Bitch in existence today.

A Bubble Eyed Bitch ruined our Church Picnic today because she thought no one ate her Potato Salad juts to insult her and the Pastor called 911.

by Triflegirl March 19, 2024

Black Eyed P.

It's what happens to a woman who just got out of a rough relationship, and has a black eye that still needs healing, and she happens to run into R. Kelly, who takes her to his place for endless golden streams of sophisticated Champagne, gently grazing over her bruised eye socket.

Don't worry about a little Black Eyed P. baby, its me, the Peed Pipe-her of R&B

by Panspermia◠◡◠◡⚈ May 31, 2024

brown eyed waterfall

When you pour a beer down a chicks asshole while your underneath her drinking it.

I was at the bunny ranch and got a brown eyed waterfall with my nightly special.

by Linderdizzle February 29, 2020

fanny eyed

It's the opposite to 'Cock Eyed' (when your eyes look together). Fanny Eyed is when your eyes look away from each other.

I jealous of people that can go cock eyed, I can only do fanny eyed.

by Stevie,itsagirlsnametoo June 18, 2018

EYS

A simple alternative to “KYS” that won’t get you banned meaning “End Your Self.”

EYS downy.

by Dog123blackwad August 21, 2022

one-eyed rubeye

A drunken bitch that’s seeing double while driving and covering one eye. Known famously among her college peers.

A blonde haired crazy woman that flies down country roads with one hand on the wheel.

Don’t let One-Eyed Rubeye drive you home, unless you want a wild ride.

by Kearp420 July 26, 2019