Drunk minute

A unit of time that varies in length, in direct proportion to how drunk the person who just told you "In a minute" is, i.e. the drunker they are the longer it will be before they get to it.

Ben said he'd be here in a minute, but it's been half an hour. I guess he meant "in a drunk minute."

by Ward Indigo September 15, 2009

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drunk mouth

when one has had too much to drink, and one talks all kinds of stupid.

Henry had drunk mouth last Thursday night; it has cost him some friends.

by John Wordsleuth March 2, 2020

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Primo Drunk

When you get to the point of drunkeness that you are incapable of remembering your name, where you are, and why you are...or are not...wearing underpants.

Bro #1 "Bro...are you okay?"
Bro #2 " ...whsush"
Bro #1 "Oh man you're Primo Drunk"
Bro #2 *Drops*

by 99problemz November 4, 2011

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Drunk-fished

When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober

Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night

Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?

Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.

Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.

Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.

by Niggacatt18 March 16, 2020

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Business Drunk

Having unlimited alcohol at work.

Liz Lemon: I'm feeling pretty drunk.
Jack Donaghy: Well, it's business drunk. It's like rich drunk. Either way, it's legal to drive.

by shuawnspencer September 30, 2020

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Drunk Cyclist

Drunk Cyclists are the Raddest of all the cyclists. They belive in drinking really shitty beer and doing Whisky Yoga. You can spot them wearing DC Dagger Jerseys and flipping off dicks on Specialized Ebikes.

Hey Brah! Did you see that that Drunk Cyclist guy Shotgun a beer while riding his Mountain Bike!

by Air_Wolf January 17, 2018

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