Dragon Ass

When one boofs butane then proceeds to light their flatulent on fire; typically with, but not limited to a Bic lighter.

“Dude, Cortney boofed me with butane last night before I lit my fart on fire and it was the most epic dragon ass I have ever expelled! It was like shooting a flame thrower out of my anus!”

by MChamm3r October 3, 2021

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DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021

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dragon bar

Eating a dragon bar is killing two rabbits with one stone. You can eat a super healthy protein bar, while also eating the guilt-inducing flavours like pizza.

I want a pizza, but i also love my abs. Just get a dragon bar.

by Licaadri November 30, 2021

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