Dink fink

A driver who is a complete retard and can’t seem to navigate a parking lot for shit.

*rolls down window and sticks head out the door “You stupid dink fink! Can’t you park straight in a parking spot?”

by 6ian6efex January 31, 2023

Dinker

A term used to describe a person acting in a generally dickish or selfish manner. This person displays a general lack of consideration for others and typically only thinks of themselves. It can also be used as another term for a penis. This term traces its roots to the Houghton family that hails from Texas.

Byron, "I could really go for some dinker on this fine afternoon."
Byron, "Time to suck some wholesale dinker" or "Wow that gorilla's dinker is bigger than mine"
Allen, "Quit being such a dinker Byron"

by set2500BC February 16, 2023

dink and balls

mantr way to say dick and balls

me: mantr you have dink and balls?
mantr: yeyou

by Master15920 March 16, 2023

Dinkelishous

A word to describe something fancy or trendy

Omg did you see Katie’s Outfit? It was so Dinkelishous!

by Viennesausagedog April 15, 2023

Dink

Double Income, No Kids. Refers to adult couples with double income and have no kids in the equation. Usually referring someone as always has money.

My Friends Jennifer and Robbie are Dinks.

by User 324 May 8, 2023

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023

Dink

A sock, a foot, or a shoe. That can or can be wafts. And smells bad. It could be a person who you're just calling a stink a dink.

Go put on your dinks babybo!

by BabyBOGOONZY May 19, 2023