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Ding

Commonly used in Yorkshire to refer to someone who is acting particularly stupid.

A short term for the word "ding-bat".
Shut up you ding.

Get a grip fucking ding.
by Lb95x June 30, 2015
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Ding Chilling

An alteration to "Bing chilling" from 2 other memes with one being a Chinese promotion for a ice cream brand which stared the wrestler John Cena and is a meme about the way he pronounces the word "ice-cream" in mandarin 冰淇淋 (bīng qí lín) which is altered by the American audience to Bing Chilling. It is also an altered meme of the "my new character" being "Just a chill guy." The alteration to Bing Chilling is because Ding Liren (a Chinese grand master at chess) is a combination of the 2 memes from Ding Liren being shown lounging during the 2024 world chess championship making the audience joke about how chill he is and the fact that Bing and Ding coincidentally rhymes.
Ding Chilling

ding is just a chill guy.
by Josol December 1, 2024
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Ding nut

A ding nut is a person who sucks at everything including lying. Mostly when they lie to their girlfriend about being asleep but they’re actually playing video games and ignoring her.
Damn, Raymond is such a ding nut.
by Thetruedefiner December 13, 2021
mugGet the Ding nutmug.

ding ding bar

A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.
"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."

"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"
by Ellicor September 14, 2019
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ding dong dingily dong

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by PooHole22 July 4, 2022
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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Ding bat

usually a person that does something dumb or says something dumb and usually named Sydney
Geez Sydney ur such a ding bat”
by Sshh765 September 6, 2019
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