kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017

ostrich dildo

A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.

"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"

by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021

dull dildo

When a dildo has become used too many times, aka the dick isn’t as hard as it used to be

“Kelly don’t use that one; it’s a dull dildo!”

by Chlorine xoxo September 24, 2017

dildo

a bit dick thing that goes up ur ass. feels v nice

"omg shove ur massive 15 inch shrek dildo up my tight bussy"

by mmmmada- December 19, 2021

Dildo-optimums

A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.

Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums

by BIRDHEAVY March 28, 2017

Dildo

A fake dick

He's pretending he's rich to that pretty girl. What a dildo!

by anonymous August 29, 2022

Dildo

A fake penis used for pleasure

Tiana shoved a dildo up both her ass and her vagina

by Your mums friend April 30, 2019