Dildo Wonderbush

Someone with exceeding limited mental facilities and almost zero retainable linguistic skills. An extreme lack of motor vehicle operations.

This dildo wonderbush is doing 45 in a 65 speed zone!

by Damn It Joe June 10, 2018

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grandma dildo

A old fashioned wooden dildo

Damn what dust filled attic did you find the grandma dildo at?

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

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Dildo

The thing you find in either your Step moms or Step Sis's Draw or under her pillow

Step Mom: Omg Step Daughter Why do you have my Dildo
Step Daughter: I'll only give it back if you suck my pussy
Mummy

by Hello there >;3 October 29, 2019

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Dildo

A plastic penis

Hannah bounced on a 12" dildo and cum all over the floor

by yep9 November 26, 2016

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Dildo swallower

A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat

I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!

by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014

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Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

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