Blue Devil

The gayest creature to ever roam the earth. Although they are terrified of unicorns they have developed an ingenious defense mechanism know simply as "the flop". They shit themselves when frightened, which is common. In what is thought to be a disturbing mating ritual, they are often seen slapping the floor. If you are close enough to witness this in person run very fast in the opposite direction.

Did you see that sneaky blue devil try to ass rape me?

by N-N-N-Nannerpuss October 29, 2010

Deviline

Noun - A real stark raving bitch , one who you would avoid at all costs. Not to be confused with satan , who is a complete pussy compared to the DEVILINE . She strikes fear into the hearts of complete cities and makes children cry at 100 paces . Her presence can be likened to a pissed off grizzly bear on steroids and PCP with a headache - but the bear is nicer. Her bullshit british accent is shrill enough to shatter glass and induce vomiting in a dead man. One encounter with her and you will wish you were dead.

I once worked for the deviline , it was the worst time of my life , every day after work I would go home and beat my wife and kids , then later at night I would go out , hire a hooker to beat the living shit out of me.

by Karli lover October 11, 2009

Jazmanian Devil

When Lucifer takes on human form and torments the damned on earth. usually the form of a long, brown haired, mona lisa faced, 15 year old teenage girl. AKA Jazmine or Lucy Fer

Demon: where are you going my lord?
Lucifer: to Earth, to teach the humans to fear the Jazmanian Devil!
Demon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by BOFFE November 2, 2011

stroke da devil

The act of stroking one's own or another's penis; to masturbate.

Ever heard of the Stroke Da Devil Championship where several contestants sit in a circle and the first one to cum wins the first prize. Apparently they don't suck dick. Or so they say.
Wassup J.R.!

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

Daisy Duke devil.

A country girl that looks good in Daisy Dukes.

She looks good in Daisy Dukes, shes a Daisy Duke devil.

by Hillbilly14 August 31, 2017

New Jersey Devils

The worst team in the national hockey league. they are all fagots. The new jersey devils are known for sucking ass except not actually because nobody on the new jersey devils gets girls. the new jersey devils aren’t men. oops looks like you dropped your purse ladies

Wayne Gretzky: The new jersey devils are a mickey mouse team! They are faggots
Dumb new jersey fan: Wayne Gretzky would not say that!1
hockey dude 1: the new jersey devils are disgusting because new jersey is a bad place
hockey dude 2: bro you are so right!
Jack Hughes: That’s so mean! Because I am a pussy I am going to kill myself!
hockey dude 1: have fun!
Dumb new jersey fan: Dont’ kill your self Jack Hughes I want to rail you you can’t die before i shove my dick in your mouth1 because i’m a homosexual faggot fan from new jersey

by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022

Devil's Lettuce

A nickname of the drug Marijuana.

Used in a sentence-
"Jimmy be smokin' the Devil's Lettuce."

by Bananicus May 15, 2016