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Reddit Defense

A tactic where someone intentionally provokes, annoys, or emotionally baits another person—often through smug debate, passive-aggressive remarks, or “just asking questions”—until that person snaps. The instigator then plays the victim, using the outburst to discredit or shame the person they pushed too far.

Basically: you poke the bear until it bites you, then act shocked and sue the bear.
“He kept correcting her every sentence and questioning her tone. When she finally yelled, he said she was 'emotionally unstable.' Classic Reddit Defense.”

“She baited him into a rant and recorded just the angry part to make it look like he was unhinged. Straight-up Reddit Defense move.”
by grimguy66 June 5, 2025
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Minus Decendance

Minus Decendance is a funny game that is a Roguelike Horror Game

the OTHER explanation :
funni floor gaem where i keep dying to the sTUPID GRREEED ENTITY I AHTE HIMR I HATAE
Participant #10001: I still haven't found Gumballer in Minus Decendance yet!
Parcipitant #10000: bro he is like extremely rare.
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Ryley defense

When you defend a nasty Clash Royale push flawlessly , like Ryley - Clash Royale.
“He’s pushing with E-Golem and Battle Healer while I’m low on elixir — the only way I win this is if I pull off a crazy Ryley defense.”
by Sowpas July 3, 2025
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Victimhood Dependency

noun
noun: Victimhood Dependency

Victimhood Dependency, also known as “Woe is Me syndrome,” is in most cases a severe addiction to the attention and exclusive treatment one receives from sympathetic/empathetic interactions from others.

Typically in public settings, especially online settings, a person with Victimhood Dependency will tend to take controversial things about themselves (i.e: race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, disability) and complain about them in return for interaction from others as well as exclusivity from them.

Cases of Victimhood Dependency can be diagnosable within one conversation for most cases. Worried about a friend? Please read the example below:
In the example, if it’s not obvious enough, the person affected with Victimhood Dependency is Person 1.

Person 1: “Hey, I’ve heard that our high school is having a reunion party next week! Totally dope, right?”

Person 2: “Oh, that IS dope! What day and time?”

Person 1: “It’s so hard being a minority, I really wish things were easier for us.”

Person 2: “I don’t see how…”

Person 1: “Are you denying my VERY REAL discriminative experiences right now?”

Person 3 (Often deemed “Dipshit”): “Yeah, Person 2, you’re an asshole. Person 1, allow me to kiss your feet and encourage your behavior.”

Person 1: “Sweet…”
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That depends

For how long have you not had control?
Hym "Um... Yeah, I don't know. That depends on how long it has been out of your control. There are 3 things I can think of off the top of my head but I can't say for certain until I know when the spiral started."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Trump Dependency Syndrome (TDS)

A condition in which individuals (typically right wing) cannot form a coherent opinion or understand facts without the information coming from Donald Trump.
Robert was diagnosed with Trump Dependency Syndrome (TDS) because he does not believe the sum of 1 and 1 was 2, because it did not come from Donald Trump.
by Boommoob July 11, 2025
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Elastic Defense

In military terminology, this refers to a strategy used to flexibly absorb then repel the advance of attackers through carefully planned integrated fighting positions.

In modern slang terminology however, this is an over the top way to refer to a condom.
Definition 1: “We need to emplace mines and set up ambush positions in order to form an elastic defense at the valley entrance.”

Definition 2: “Babe I’m soooooo horny, I hope you brought your elastic defense!”
by CrazyCronker47 July 12, 2025
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