solo dance party

Dancing awkwardly alone in undies while bumping your ratchet music to an ignorant level of loud.

Solo dance party (verb): I like to bump my ratchet music to an ignorant level of loud and have solo dance parties.

by Moon3.14 November 2, 2013

manger danger

A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.

Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"

Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"

by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014

weiner dance

A male who stands in front of someone or something and shakes his weiner around without using his hands

Todd did the weiner dance for Jen.

by Warrior1023 August 20, 2017

lip dance

To kiss or make-out

"Dude, Vika and I had an amazing lip dance last night."

by Kovaleva May 21, 2018

Jimmy Danger

Jimmy Danger is not just a pretty ballet dancer, but a pro at construction too. Jimmy Danger brings all the kitties to the yard with his gorgeous smile and celestial eyes. Jimmy Danger can do anything.

"Is that Jimmy Danger?" yelled a fan from a passing cab

by KalindaKitty November 24, 2019

Diarrhea Dance

A dance you accidentally start doing when all bathrooms are taken and you have diarrhea nearing the edge of your asshole.

Usually involves swinging of the arms and dramatic walking.

My brother is hogging one bathroom, immersed in his copy of Ender’s Game. Bet he isn’t even shitting!

My father is showering in the other bathroom, and he keeps the door locked! God fucking damnit I need to shit so bad.

Ooogaaa ogaaa— Ah shit it’s coming man. Oh god I’m beginning to diarrhea dance all around the living room. This is so embarrassing. We even have guests over.

by clownsgown September 9, 2020

No Signal Dance

The dance a person makes while swinging their phone around in a dead zone trying to get cell phone signal..
May include: Jumping, screaming, flailing of arms, crying, or throwing of cell phone.

Boy 1: Look at Kyler! He's doing the No Signal Dance..

Boy 2: There must not be any reception in the area hes standing in...

Kyler: AARGH!!! NO SIGNAL!!!

by Emsinemily September 24, 2010