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Dildo Patrol

The increased security and police presence at WNBA games following the incidents of dildos being thrown onto the floor and at players
Damn, ever since that green monster hit Sophia Cunningham, the Dildo Patrol has been out in full force at the Valks games.
by MBizzle79 August 31, 2025
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Dildo

A quaint little town located in Newfoundland Canada
Me: I love Dildo
Friend: Same
Bystander: WTF
by lysergic acid enjoyer December 10, 2024
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Explosive Dildo

An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.
by Professional Racist February 2, 2022
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Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.
Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!
by Boceefus June 18, 2021
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Dildo

"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me
by up you June 12, 2018
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Dildo Wonderbush

Someone with exceeding limited mental facilities and almost zero retainable linguistic skills. An extreme lack of motor vehicle operations.
This dildo wonderbush is doing 45 in a 65 speed zone!
by Damn It Joe June 10, 2018
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grandma dildo

Damn what dust filled attic did you find the grandma dildo at?
by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015
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