cantanginst

When some one is not a dentist but clames to be. Such people may or may not have a large file of fake diplomas. May also be called a quack

My dentist is such a cantanginst. I swear he would pull a tooth then turn the x-ray upside down and thought that he pulled the wrong tooth.

by not my name May 16, 2006

contact fishing

used in desperation, when you are so terribly bored you go through all your contacts on your cellphone and call/text at least 75% of them asking what they are doing later tonight, if they want to hang out, etc.

SEND TXT MESSAGE TO: Anna; Bill; Joey; Katherine; Ken; Leah; Nick; Tara
hey what r u doing 2nite? im sooo bord im contact fishing ):

by zoeelizabethh September 27, 2008

Contact Patch

It is the portion of a vehicle's tire that is in actual contact with the road surface. It is most commonly used in the discussion of pneumatic tires, (i.e. pressurized tires), where the term is strictly used to describe the portion of the tire’s tread that touches the road surface. The term footprint is used almost synonymously.

"Did you see that car have no contact patch?"

by Known-Unknown December 20, 2009

cantankerous nipples

nipples the size of basketballs with cone's on them.
squirrels that have acorns as boobs.
weird.

olvia sullivan has cantankerous nipples

(*)(*)

by oliviacumerford February 20, 2011

Contact Cruise

When you decide to masturbate to all of the people of the opposite sex in your phone due to lack of creativity. Sometimes you can go for the speed run, or using transitional methods. This is an extra challenge for those who need storylines.

Rick: Today, I decided to Contact Cruise through my phone. I was quite tired as I forgot that many girls had my number.

by MadMask October 28, 2011

cantare

Sexy. One of the most beautiful girls. The perfect combination between sexy and cute. Probably has the sexiest eyes that you will ever see.. Sexy ass booty Weird as fuck but that's what makes her so lovable and gives you a feeling like you want to be with her forever.

A singer, sings with emotion and loves singing.

When she falls in love, she falls hard.
Has issues with letting go.

Literal meaning: the singing one

Boy 1: whoa, who's that? Look at her ass.

Boy 2: that's cantare

by JellytotsOnFire November 5, 2013

cantaloupe smuggler

Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.

Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.

by Clifford Skridlow October 9, 2016