Crusty Crabs

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.

I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.

by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023

Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.

“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”

by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023

Crusty

High as fuck.

"crusty ass n**ga."

by Jolioli01 July 17, 2023

Crusty

A spiritual, earthy person. Generally unwashed, possibly barefoot, and frugal.
Similar to: “crunchy” and “hippie”

“Look at that crusty”
“That crusty guy with the dog”

by Nicola1923declaration September 4, 2023

Crusty Friend

A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.

“Is Emma coming to your birthday dinner?”

“I wouldn’t bet on it, she’s a crusty friend.”

by notshelbae October 5, 2023

Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023

Crusty bud

Finger blasting you chick with a nectar collector in her ass and then pulling it out and taking a fat ole dab, then passing it around to all you friends

Me and the boys had a crusty bud after my chick left

by Bucky stills December 23, 2023