crusty corns

the nasty bunched up things on the side of your big toe.

Dont put them nasty crusty corns on me!

by Vannessa July 19, 2008

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

Crusty

Cheraya’s toes / feet

Cheraya’s toes are crusty

by Baked bean03 July 22, 2019

Crusty

When the cum has dried in the sheets

"Honey what's this dry stuff on ur bed?"
"Oh that's nothing just crusty."

by maryharryballs March 7, 2017

Crusty

Gross, nasty, rude, dirty.

Alyssa Dohm is so crusty!

by ilovecheese6465 October 9, 2015

Crusty Rio

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.

(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"

by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011

Musty Crusty Dusty

A common roast mostly used in the Roblox Community. Also used a lot in the common trope 'Roblox Story But the Main Character has a brain'. Also can be extended with other words that rhyme like Ugly, Disgusting, Rusty, and more

Player 1: Man be quiet
Player 2: SHUT YOUR MUSTY CRUSTY DUSTY ASS UP

by urbandici September 28, 2023